Saturday, 17 March 2012

oh fuck (excuse the language)

Oh my goodness what to do!!! my son has just stood on the schools african land snail which i voulunteered to look after at the weekend...its now stuck to the bottom of his trainer!  Dilema do i spend my mothering sunday tomorrow locating a replacement or do i come clean....fuck....poor Enrique (the snail).

A glass or perhaps bottle of wine to contemplate.


  1. Eeeeew. Didn't it have a box or something?

  2. It came in a tank, my daugher took it out (whilst i was having a bath) and put in on kitchen floor as its walks son.

    I mean why couldnt they just have goldfish as the school pet!