Oh my goodness what to do!!! my son has just stood on the schools african land snail which i voulunteered to look after at the weekend...its now stuck to the bottom of his trainer! Dilema do i spend my mothering sunday tomorrow locating a replacement or do i come clean....fuck....poor Enrique (the snail).
A glass or perhaps bottle of wine to contemplate.
Eeeeew. Didn't it have a box or something?
ReplyDeleteIt came in a tank, my daugher took it out (whilst i was having a bath) and put in on kitchen floor as its tiled..in walks son.
ReplyDeleteI mean why couldnt they just have goldfish as the school pet!