Why is it when i choose to go and have a relaxing bubbly bath....and i have made it clear more than once that unless its really important i dont want to be disturbed...so when my son sits on the bed outside the bathroom and announces he wants to talk, i figure its important
clearly we have different ideas of what important means..."mum what do you think the chances are of me getting a PS4 for xmas are?"
really!!! its not even the end of August, and thats not important, my relaxing bath turns into a full on argument....the answer is "not a bloody chance"
We have a visitor in our house called Notme, apparently many other families have the same visitor as well, he comes around quite a lot, Notme is responsible for a lot of issues here, he leaves dirty dishes on the sides, he leaves the back door open, he dumps laundry on the floor, he leaves empty containers in the fridge.....he is a unwelcome visitor.
Pens and pencils.....i really should invest in shares...because i seem to buy them constantly but when i want one...oh they are nowhere to be found..maybe its Notme.
Socks...what is about socks, that they start off as pairs and then they mysteriously go astray, and i waste (i hate to think how much time) emptying laundry baskets (last place i should look really, im sure everyone thinks there for decoration only), looking in drawers and i cant find a matching pair.
So sod it if you cant beat em, join em...im changing me name to..
Notme
LOL!
ReplyDeleteNotme is one of those evil house guests that you would never willingly invite in, but who settles down and never seems to leave.
Nice name change lol. Now who left that dirt on my clean floor?
Yeah i am wandering if i should just give up the fight....its the holidays that are worse
Deleteim not the name change would make a difference, someone i guess has to run around after notme lol
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LMAO, I'm well acquainted with Notme, hate the little bastard :)
ReplyDeletelol..i love that blunt attitude..yes bastard just about sums it up
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fantastic!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell mine there is a PS4...we only just managed to get the PS3 from the secondhand shop!
Now its Xbox...no now its downloading something else...
Notme has been a guest in our family too.
good luck with the bath tori.
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it doesnt come out until November..i think he is thinking starting a plea early will go in his favour lol...it wont!
DeleteNotme is a pain in the friggin ass
i think sticking to showers is easier lol
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That is the same in our house too. We have one of those PS-thingies, and an XBox. But whatever we have, son always wants the next upcoming thing instead.
ReplyDeleteI know! i swear they think we have money trees out in the back garden lol
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LOL i can't say i understand the dilemma. It's ALWAYS me cos i live alone and i KNOW where everything is, or has gone.
ReplyDeleteBut i sympathise with you :)
I remember those days fondly lol
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Damn that Notme!! There must be one in every household. I swear we have 2 or 3.
ReplyDeleteHope you get an uninterrupted bath soon.
Yeah notme gets himself around lol
Deletebastard!
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tori,
ReplyDeleteWe ordered the XBOX ONE for ourselves. Yes. My wife and I play video games.
I put all my socks in a lingerie bag. It may be extreme, but my running socks are special and expensive. I never lose a sock.
Hug,
joey
I confess i am addicted to certain games..my daughter has banned me from going on the wii lol
DeleteYes i can understand if there costing a lot of money then you take extra care....i would its Notme that doesnt give a damn!
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Hi Tori,
ReplyDeleteI've just found you and wanted to drop by and say hi :)
LoL what is it with the socks!!!
Hugs,
Roz
hi ya Roz
Deletethe sock issue baffles me!!
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LoL
ReplyDeleteWe most definitely have a NotMe. Plus the ILookedButCouldn'tFindIt and the CanWeDoItNow visitors.
Roll on an empty house.
Socks, they breed, but only odd ones.
ahh yes we have them as well lol
DeleteOh i have a long while yet until they go.....i should have looked into boarding school lol
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Bwahahaha! I love this! I effin hate Notme! And Christmas! Ugh! I'm trying not to think about it!
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lol
DeleteI have made it a rule i wont have that word mentioned in the house until at least the 1st of November!
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Lol we have notme and ihateyou and even thatsnotfair. At least I guess we do cos that's all that comes out of my kids' mouths at the moment!! X sarah
ReplyDeleteyep they are very popular...i think its about time they were banished lol
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Notme resides in this house. I've tried giving an eviction notice, but it didn't hold up in the courts-go figure. My son, who is no where 16, has text me multiple times asking whose car he well be driving when he gets his license. Maybe this is his way to get a yes for a PS4 when he hits me with it..haha
ReplyDeleteOh i havent had the car issue yet...but im sure its on the horizon lol
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