Saturday, 31 August 2013

Dear Dim Dom

Sending messages of

"Yo, love your tits.   very hot experienced male dom here, 34 looking for serious playtime with no limits, possible relationship with a sexy slut, email me at xyz"

oh where to start..ok

first drop the "yo" first impressions do count..my first thought was "twat"..im guessing thats not a thought you want a potential playmate to have! 

very hot! are you? you might not be to me?  yes i like confident men..a huge turn on for me is a man especially a dominant man to know what he wants and knows how to get it....but im not interested in how you look, its what you think thats important....what im thinking is ....oh my its another "im gods gift to women"..i'll pass thanks

experienced? right, im guessing your experience is limited to collarme or kinky chatrooms where you will most certainly have met your soulmate because she would reply to your message with

"yo Master, sexy slut here looking to be dominated by a hot sexy man like you, im up for anything"

I love my tits as well, in fact im rather attached to them!









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    1. lmao Great catch for some lucky sub!

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  2. Sigh*
    You get Alllllll the good ones.
    Lol.

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    1. lol, i know...i swear i attract them..maybe its the aura i give off!

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  3. This was a very funny analysis... :)))

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    1. i would say i was possibly spot on lol

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  4. maybe if he said "yo homegirl, those tits be like swagalicious, word!" ...maybe you would be more intrigued? yo & no limits scared the fuck out of me ... lol

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  5. lmao yes....its all about how its worded, the swagalicious would most certainly make me tempted lol

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  6. I'm sorry. I don't see what the problem is. He seems like the complete package and I can't understand why you didn't drop your Master and message him back immediately! Ok... I'm sorry I couldn't resist! Lol What a creep! At least you got a good laugh out of it. And so did we all for that matter ;)

    hugs
    p

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    1. Yes im beginning to think i made a mistake, but Master wont release me so alas i have missed a great catch lol

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  7. Seriously?? LoL. I love your response :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. yes unfortunatley so....they always find me!! lol

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  8. I love those guys!!! They are SOOO fun to "play" with & great way to sharpen this kittie's claws!!!

    MAWHAHAHA!!! >;)

    (((hugs)))
    gk

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  9. "I love my tits as well, in fact im rather attached to them!"

    OK that made me laugh. A playful sense of humor is very attractive.

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    1. I couldnt resist, playful is ok Master says but its knowing when its acceptable and when it isnt!

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  10. Yeah.

    I'm just going to say, I LOVE the fact that you LOVE your tits! ;P

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    1. I do...so does my Master..i think even more than i do! lol

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  11. Thanks for sharing! Needed the giggles..

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    1. your welcome..i couldnt help it, it needed to be shared, im glad it gave you a giggle.

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  12. Wow. I have to remember that introduction the next time I go to a spanking party. Not.

    Thanks for sharing. Very funny, especially your answer.

    Hug,
    joey

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    1. Yes! definitley an example of how not to go about it.

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  13. I think he should stick to Joeys line from the tv show Friends
    "How you doin?" Wink wink

    rotfl

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    1. lmao i think that would be just as successful..not!

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  14. And you don't want some of that????

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    1. I know..right. something is clearly wrong with me lol

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  15. Lol loved the line "I love my tits as well, in fact I'm rather attached to them!"
    Jodi

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    1. thankyou......i couldnt resist lol

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