Dear Dim Dom

Sending messages of

"Yo, love your tits.   very hot experienced male dom here, 34 looking for serious playtime with no limits, possible relationship with a sexy slut, email me at xyz"

oh where to start..ok

first drop the "yo" first impressions do count..my first thought was "twat"..im guessing thats not a thought you want a potential playmate to have! 

very hot! are you? you might not be to me?  yes i like confident men..a huge turn on for me is a man especially a dominant man to know what he wants and knows how to get it....but im not interested in how you look, its what you think thats important....what im thinking is ....oh my its another "im gods gift to women"..i'll pass thanks

experienced? right, im guessing your experience is limited to collarme or kinky chatrooms where you will most certainly have met your soulmate because she would reply to your message with

"yo Master, sexy slut here looking to be dominated by a hot sexy man like you, im up for anything"

I love my tits as well, in fact im rather attached to them!