and he says im irrational! although it made me laugh

Edited to add...this is from the archives as i really need to clear out the draft folder!

So sometimes i do try to talk him around when i think he is being unreasonable, really you would think by now i would have learnt that he just doesnt back down, but well sometimes his reasonings are just plain bonkers!

maybe its what happens when you get old...you go all random!..see what i have to deal with!

me: i know i shouldnt have done it, but i promise i wont do it again, you really dont need to punish me

him: right.  so if a murderer says "hey i only killed once, but i promise i wont do it again" should he be let off?

me: (looking at him like he clearly has lost his marbles) you cant compare these situations...i havent killed anyone!)

him: the principle is the same

me: no, its really not

him: are you allowed to touch yourself without permission..yes or no?"

me: no

him: so its fair to say you disobeyed?

me: well yes, and im feeling really bad so thats like punishment itself isnt it, you could let it go just this once?

him: I see, so we should say to the murderer "hey thats ok, you feel bad, just this once we will let you get away with it"

me: can we move past the murderer, thats a pointless argument, it has nothing to do with it

him: im not sure the victim would agree

me: can we stay on track on here

him:  what do i expect from you?

me: to be pleasing and obedient

him: and touching yourself without permission, is that being pleasing and obedient?

me: no but..

him: no thats all i need to hear, so like the murderer its right and just that you should be held accountable..yes?

me: (sigh of resignation) yes Sir

Geez i stuck my fingers up my pussy not stuck a knife in someone!