Monday, 19 August 2013

and he says im irrational! although it made me laugh

Edited to add...this is from the archives as i really need to clear out the draft folder!

So sometimes i do try to talk him around when i think he is being unreasonable, really you would think by now i would have learnt that he just doesnt back down, but well sometimes his reasonings are just plain bonkers!

maybe its what happens when you get old...you go all random!..see what i have to deal with!

me: i know i shouldnt have done it, but i promise i wont do it again, you really dont need to punish me

him: right.  so if a murderer says "hey i only killed once, but i promise i wont do it again" should he be let off?

me: (looking at him like he clearly has lost his marbles) you cant compare these situations...i havent killed anyone!)

him: the principle is the same

me: no, its really not

him: are you allowed to touch yourself without permission..yes or no?"

me: no

him: so its fair to say you disobeyed?

me: well yes, and im feeling really bad so thats like punishment itself isnt it, you could let it go just this once?

him: I see, so we should say to the murderer "hey thats ok, you feel bad, just this once we will let you get away with it"

me: can we move past the murderer, thats a pointless argument, it has nothing to do with it

him: im not sure the victim would agree

me: can we stay on track on here

him:  what do i expect from you?

me: to be pleasing and obedient

him: and touching yourself without permission, is that being pleasing and obedient?

me: no but..

him: no thats all i need to hear, so like the murderer its right and just that you should be held accountable..yes?

me: (sigh of resignation) yes Sir

Geez i stuck my fingers up my pussy not stuck a knife in someone!



26 comments:

  1. Sorry Tori, have to smile at your attempt for clemency. You convinced me :) I hope the punishment is not what a murderer would get. Good luck.
    ((Hugs))
    DF

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    1. I tried and i failed lol...but i figure trying is always worth a go!

      no that it got me anywhere.

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  2. Well maybe if you'd had orgasms regularly, you wouldn't feel the need to break this rule. Now who's to blame??? ;) jk. See I can try and talk my way around things too.
    Good luck with that.....

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    1. lol....this was from drafts folder and from last year.

      But i do like your logic and its one i have argued about in the past but the damn man always has an answer i cant get around lol

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  3. ROTFL I'm sorry that was hillarious on all counts!! Tyler and I have that same conversation. I say "I havent done that in a long time" He says "So if someone steals something and tells the judge I havent stolen anything in a long time. Then should the judge say ok"

    GOOD grief these men!! Its not the same at all!!

    I love when you said "I stuck my fingers in my pussy I didnt stick a knife in someone!! LOve it!! I think you and I would loose if they were our judge and jury!! O wait they are bottoms up!! Lmao

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    1. Well see exactly...its men i really dont think they get us...they clearly think on a completley different level than we do lol

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  4. Thank you for sharing. I am sure you knew the outcome of the argument before it started. But, we protest anyway.

    Hug,
    joey

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    1. i more than likely did deep down coz he has never backed down yet...but sometimes i just feel i need to give it a go lol

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  5. Tori! What were you thinking? First you disobeyed and then you actually thought you could talk your way out if it? I think you've forgotten who you being to! Lol!

    hugs
    p

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    1. lmao oh i have no idea what i think at times....and he ensures that im quickly reminded of who i belong to lol

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  6. Hahahahaha. Oops, I'm sorry. But that was SO funny to read.

    Protesting is half the fun eh?

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    1. It is isnt it? doesnt get me anywhere but i kind of feel that sometimes i need to put up a token fight lol

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  7. Great post, all together. Nice try to talk your way out. I loved your Dom's persistence.

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    1. Thankyou David

      Oh i should know better, he sticks to his guns and wont allow me leeway..i never get anywhere

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  8. LMASO!! Oh Tori!
    I hate those kind of logical arguments that actually make no sense because the logic they are using isn't comparable.

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    1. exactly! i wanted to debate this further but i realised it was going to get me nowhere lol

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    1. lol yeah it did make me chuckle

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    1. i know right...and they say we are illogical! lol

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  11. hi that was funny. (sorry) hugs :)

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    1. it was yes i did laugh as well as be frustrated lol

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  12. I feel for you haha (sorry for laughing) hope the punishment isn't too sevear. (>•-•)> jodi

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    1. well this was from draft folder, it was a while ago now, the punishment was enough to get the point accross!

      i laugh about it now lol

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  13. I feel like I shouldn't have laughed so hard...

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    1. geez what is it with you lot..where is the sub solidarity lol

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