Submissive bloopers

I woke up this morning, should be at work but daughter is poorly so i thought ok i will catch up on some blogs and oh i so wanted to post on one but i have been banned from contributing further on this particular subject...and i swear i have holes in my tongue from my teeth biting through!

So i need something light hearted, fun to distract me and i thought....bloopers..yeah why not submissive bloopers, you know like you sometimes get at the end of films, moments that went wrong/funny/not the way it was intended.

Now i should say that he wont tolerate brattiness and i dont think (or maybe in the beginning it was i dunno no) i do, but along this journey there has been inevitable 'testing times' and for some of these i was held accountable....but still i look back, have laughed, cringed...omg did i really say/do that moments, these are just some of those moments over the years we have been together..

Slammed the shower door shut in his face (well he was coming towards me with needles, and i knew where they were going {down there}) so it was the obvious soloution..yes?

Just chilling on the sofa, i was sulking because he had said to no to something, under my breath i muttered "right twat" he looked up "pardon" and with such quick speed i came back with "white rats...." (i was quite proud of my quick thinking!)

Attempting to crawl away from him, ankles were hobbled and inflatable butt blug was inserted, tube trailing beween my legs like a tail, im not sure where i thought i was going and what i was acheiving but i didnt get very far..he just sat back and laughed!

A stand off that could rival the one at OK Corral, complete with foot stamping, declarations that no way in hell was i doing what he wanted, he could kiss my ass (yes i did say that..go me) umm nope he kissed my ass alright but not with his lips.

Hiding this particular whip i hate, because its just horrible so i figured the simple soloution was for it to go 'missing', he searched for it, up down and around, i sat back smirking to myself, quite smug, then he found it and the smug was wiped off my face....moral of this if your going to hide something...hide it well!

Sitting in the garden after a 'session' (i think this was one of the first times he started introducing me to 'heavier' s/m) relaxing and in a moment of temporary insanity i declared "well that wasnt as bad as i thought it would be" and continued muttering on about how ok it was, dont know why i was nervous etc etc....so he took me back in to 'demonstrate' how bad it could get.....i dont moan anymore that its not enough!..sometimes i just need to learn when to shut my mouth.

Hmm i think i will leave it there because frighteningly there are more.