Just keep the wine and chocolates coming

I went girly shopping with a friend on Saturday, normally i avoid it, she is my closest friend but when it comes to shopping she is one who you can leave in a store, come back 2 hours later and she is more than likely still looking at the same outfit! and it drives me nuts.

However i did need some new clothes and so off we went, there is one particular store i love, if only because you get a glass of wine (or coffee) and chocolates whilst your trying bits on....and well you cant knock that combination..wine, chocs and clothes! but aside from that they do nice clothes and shoes...but most of all they do handbags...and i love bags!

So im sitting there in this area waiting for her as she is in a cubicle trying this dress on, a couple of the assistants are tempting me into buying this outfit that im not sure about when my friend calls out "do you fancy getting your vagina bejewelled?, we could have it done together" 

well fair play to the assistants they took in their stride, me i nearly choked on my glass of wine!

Now i have heard of this but other than i think reading about it in passing in a magazine its not something i really have paid much mind to, my immediate response is no, i dont, not that she takes any notice of that (something she has in common with the bossman) and proceeds to natter on about how pretty it would look, all the designs you can get etc etc

Really...well thats all fine and dandy but its not like a pair of new shoes or a new dress is it? its not like your going to say to a friend or a work colleague "do you like my new bejewelled pussy?" and proceed to show it off! no exactly (ok some might!)

Then one of the assistants piped up and said her ex sister in law had it done and said that she found it really sexy and so did her brother...and so now she and my friend (who is still in the cubicle) proceed to have a discussion about sparkly vaginas!

The other assistant is clearly finding this discussion embarrassing and tempts me with another glass of wine and a few more chocolates than i really should have and i end up being talked into (ok didnt take much pursasion) buying a bright red Gucci handbag to go with the dress and shoes i chose for an upcoming family wedding...much safer than sparkly pussys!