Because i have just started my period and...
he wont have sex with me when im on which i find quite frustrating considering all the stuff we do, he is squicked out by menstural blood..and why is it (please someone tell me in not alone in this) that i tend to feel extra horny when im on!
and he wont even let me cum
and i got a teeny weeny bit stroppy...only a teeny bit and i think..well no i know..he knew if it didnt get knocked on the head the teeny weeny strop would get out of hand and he said "behave" in that tone..you know that tone where you just know its not a good idea to push further...so
i decided to start cleaning at just gone 11pm, its now a quarter past midnight everyone else is asleep and im..im contemplating taking the curtains down and changing them to a summer set..i know! but im wide awake.
and the tv remote has gone missing..do i care? not really but honestly you would think its the end of the world and im getting accused of not taking it seriously! i did offer to hire a private detective if isnt recovered by the end of the week...no-one was amused...serious lack of sense of humour in this house at the moment.
I miss being at work its been crikey nearly 2 months since i have been signed off but im back next week, this whole being at home 24/7 has well and truely lost its novelty...Mary Poppins they are all yours! bet she finds the tv remote.
and some numpty has eaten my secret stash of chocolate which clearly was not as secretly stashed as i thought.....cos im not allowed much now i have some as a treat so often..but of course everyone denies eating it.
You have a way of really making me laugh. Wishing you find the chocolate (and they find the remote..all that exercise up and down to the TV :) )
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lol they can carry on getting up and down, im happy as long as i ave my ipod and the radio, i dont watch that much television...but it has reappeared!
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You're not the only one there tori, I get extremely horny when I am on mine, it can be maddening.
ReplyDeleteI will have to use that one with my kiddos the next time the remote goes missing. Good one...got me giggling.
But of course, who is going to fess up to a woman on her period craving chocolate, everyone involved knows that nothing good would come of fessing up...nothing good. lol
I suspect it was daughter, she has a tendency to take it with her when she wanders off and then forgets where she placed it...but damn she wont own up to it, it finally reappeared on the sofa! which confirmed my suspicions lol
Deletegosh no..im not responsible for my actions when im on lol
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This was hysterical Tori. Once you find the remote you should hold it ransom until the culprit who ate your chocolate fesses up.
ReplyDeleteBeing home from work when you are not used to it is not fun. The time recovering after surgery was not fun.
This to shall pass and all will be well. Change the curtains, it may perk you up.
lol sometimes i have to laugh or i think i would fo bonkers
DeleteI am so looking forward to getting back to work, im missing the children.
I did change the curtains lol, stayed up until 4 am and then moaned coz i was so tired the next day lol
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Tori,
ReplyDeleteVery funny. I can relate on so many levels.
Hug,
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lol joey, im sure you can there is a unique connection between men and their remotes lmao
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No defintely not alone with your frustration during your period. I think lots of us get like that.
ReplyDeleteI hide my stash of goodies in the bathroom in a tampon box. No one will ever randomly nose around there, no one would ever suspect to hunt chocolate in there, and the chocolate and supplies are often needed at the same general time anyway. It's never failed me!
You know someone else a while back to me said thats the best hiding place and you would have thought i would have listened then....but heck i am now..i really was peeved lol
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ReplyDeleteMaster doesn't like having sex during my period because I have to wait until the last second to strip down completely, and he claims it looks like a murder scene afterward. I'm the first girl he's been with that wasn't opposed though, so he's still becoming comfortable with it. Usually if it's possible he just jumps in the shower afterward.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't know how you can stand doing housework. Usually on my period I just feel lethargic and crampy and hate everything.
well i do have ocd when it comes to cleaning so im worse when im agitated, i am better than what i was but i still can be obsessive....but other than cleaning yep i generally am a moody cow lol
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You made me laugh with this one. Oh! You are NOT alone!!!I am constantly aroused the week before, get crazy horny the night before I start. and then during...
ReplyDeleteSex and chocolate, a powerful combination.
Its nice to know im not alone, i really dont get why it squicks him out so much...there is always a shower afterwards!
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I'm with you. I get extra horny during my period and while Master will want to sometimes, generally it is less frequent because of the mess.
ReplyDeleteOh, and the remote! Last time it got lost you would have thought the kids started WW3. When it was found again Master put it away and nobody got to watch TV or play the PS3 for a whole day. Since then the kids have left both remotes strictly on the coffee table. They learned!
What irritated me is both the children have tv's in their bedrooms with their gaming machines, its because the main one downstairs has the sky connected and they wanted to watch a movie..selfish buggers lol it has reappeared mysteriously!
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I'm in the same boat - and he knows exactly how i feel - so he either ignores me completely - or torments me but with no relief in sight..... He is a bit more liberal with the chocolate though - so i suppose i'm thankful for small favors.
ReplyDeleteOh they are so frustrating at times..do they not appreciate that we need relief lol
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Gotta love the chocolate thief. I'm the same too when I'm on. Bloody hormones! Hope he unfrustrates you soon x
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