Because i have just started my period and...
he wont have sex with me when im on which i find quite frustrating considering all the stuff we do, he is squicked out by menstural blood..and why is it (please someone tell me in not alone in this) that i tend to feel extra horny when im on!
and he wont even let me cum
and i got a teeny weeny bit stroppy...only a teeny bit and i think..well no i know..he knew if it didnt get knocked on the head the teeny weeny strop would get out of hand and he said "behave" in that tone..you know that tone where you just know its not a good idea to push further...so
i decided to start cleaning at just gone 11pm, its now a quarter past midnight everyone else is asleep and im..im contemplating taking the curtains down and changing them to a summer set..i know! but im wide awake.
and the tv remote has gone missing..do i care? not really but honestly you would think its the end of the world and im getting accused of not taking it seriously! i did offer to hire a private detective if isnt recovered by the end of the week...no-one was amused...serious lack of sense of humour in this house at the moment.
I miss being at work its been crikey nearly 2 months since i have been signed off but im back next week, this whole being at home 24/7 has well and truely lost its novelty...Mary Poppins they are all yours! bet she finds the tv remote.
and some numpty has eaten my secret stash of chocolate which clearly was not as secretly stashed as i thought.....cos im not allowed much now i have some as a treat so often..but of course everyone denies eating it.