Its Friday....im going random

I know my language can be shall we say 'colourful' at times on here and i do get picked up on it, but you should see the way he talks to his sat nav (which has a female programmed voice) she gets more abuse thrown at her than i do! im quite convinced he goes through a temporary personality transplant the moment he gets in the car....is it disturbing that sometimes im jealous of the bitch.

To quote Jerry Hall

"My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom"

Can we not just hire the first two..problem solved....although knowing how fussy i am about cleaning (slight ocd in that area) maybe not.....but the cook i could go with, i enjoy cooking i do, im just not that great at it.

Should i consider putting a disclaimer at the start of every post? maybe something like this:

*these are my words, expressing my thoughts, opinions and feelings they are not intended to cause offence nor are they implying that this is how you should do things, this blog is not a how to manual, a rule book or god forbid certainly do not mistake it for an example of being "the perfect slave/sub" you will be disappointed*

Actually thats not a bad idea, no one would get upset about being judged (and hands up im guilty of getting upset over comments i have recieved on here), and maybe just maybe it will avoid those "what if he wants to remove a limb" sort of questions and possibly but im probably pushing it, people wont feel the need to inform me im being abused.

I love cheese on toast.

I think too much, i question, im interested in peoples opinions whether i agree or not, blogger gives me an outlet to express what my thoughts are, as great as the bossman is he cant understand how i feel about everything or what its like (coz well he isnt submissive and he is a man...say no more!) and i have so many thoughts in my head i like getting them out and getting other peoples thoughts.

Cruelty is being served mushy peas, torture is being made to eat them.

Blogger compensates for the fact that i dont know anyone in r/l that i can identify with about ttwd or whom i can 'talk' with, there is no local community and we no longer engage in meeting with others (unless that changes, but unlikely). ...it can get lonely and this is my outlet.

I have all my limbs and he has no desire to remove them, phew thats such a relief.

I love card games, poker is my favourite, im damn good at playing chess as well if i do say so myself.

Im embarrassed to admit that when my daughter got Just Dance 4 game on the Wii for xmas i was addicted to the point that on my day off playing it, the time went so quick before i knew it 7 hours had gone by! (you have never seen a body move so fast when i realised the time and they were all due home very soon) im still crap at dancing though and i have been banned from playing it....by my daughter!  and i have always swore im not a computer game person.

Thank goodness its the weekend, i plan on having Saturday morning lazing in bed with my book, that plan will not go my way.