Sunday, 4 May 2014

Masturbation May

It is, google says so, and if google says it then it must be right...May is international masturbation month.

yet i suspect that i will not be eligible to take part in this very important celebration, although i feel i should im all for marking important events, i would settle for watching him wank off though.....i will offer him the choice.....coz im kind and considerate like that.

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  1. Lol! It is a very important time of the year, one of which everyone should get at least one opportunity to show their support ;)

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    1. exactly!!! alas as predicted im not getting to participate boo hoo lol

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  2. Sweet! I wonder if i slyly mention this if it might get me a couple extra orgasms this month? It'll probably backfire and result in me edging everyday with no orgasm, lol.

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    1. i asked and didnt even get a response....i took that as a clear "no" lol

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  3. Really? Score maybe none of us have to ask lol ya right ....

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    1. im not even allowed to ask lol

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  4. I told him about this with much glee, figuring that it meant all touch bans removed for the month right, a free card, right?!

    he just laughed at me, then much later, when we were falling asleep, he said of COURSE I could touch - knowing full well, I dare say, that I'd fall asleep long before I got anywhere near coming, which is of course what happened.

    Hohum, you can't blame a girl for trying!

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    1. oh yes, one always has to try....dont seem to get anywhere with the trying though!

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  5. LoL Tori, this cracked me up, expecially the last part! LoL

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    Roz

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    1. lol, he declined both my choices!

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  6. Lol. Makes me smile. Women get to masturbate, but men wank, such decorum :-)

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    1. i had not looked at it that way, i figure it must be because us woman have more class when we do it lol

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  7. LOL tori. Hope you get to participate :-)

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    1. lol i was hoping as well...but nope no participation for me!

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