It is, google says so, and if google says it then it must be right...May is international masturbation month.
yet i suspect that i will not be eligible to take part in this very important celebration, although i feel i should im all for marking important events, i would settle for watching him wank off though.....i will offer him the choice.....coz im kind and considerate like that.
Lol! It is a very important time of the year, one of which everyone should get at least one opportunity to show their support ;)
ReplyDeleteexactly!!! alas as predicted im not getting to participate boo hoo lol
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Sweet! I wonder if i slyly mention this if it might get me a couple extra orgasms this month? It'll probably backfire and result in me edging everyday with no orgasm, lol.
ReplyDeletei asked and didnt even get a response....i took that as a clear "no" lol
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Really? Score maybe none of us have to ask lol ya right ....
ReplyDeleteim not even allowed to ask lol
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I told him about this with much glee, figuring that it meant all touch bans removed for the month right, a free card, right?!
ReplyDeletehe just laughed at me, then much later, when we were falling asleep, he said of COURSE I could touch - knowing full well, I dare say, that I'd fall asleep long before I got anywhere near coming, which is of course what happened.
Hohum, you can't blame a girl for trying!
oh yes, one always has to try....dont seem to get anywhere with the trying though!
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LoL Tori, this cracked me up, expecially the last part! LoL
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lol, he declined both my choices!
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Lol. Makes me smile. Women get to masturbate, but men wank, such decorum :-)
ReplyDeletei had not looked at it that way, i figure it must be because us woman have more class when we do it lol
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LOL tori. Hope you get to participate :-)
ReplyDeletelol i was hoping as well...but nope no participation for me!
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