Wednesday 13 November 2013

Oi! come out the closet

Yes, yes i know lol (love our lurkers day) was yesterday...but im terrible for procrastinating, so im late to the 'party'.

But this is simply the way i see it, if your lurking then im going to assume that something about all this interests, intrigues, excites, terrifies, the life out of you...or you just might be a pervert and thats ok too.....although if your perving here, you may well be disappointed with the lack of sexual adventures...but i know a good free porn site if you want the addy.

So im going to leave it at this...

if you have something to say, say it, ask it.....there is no such thing as a stupid or wrong question....ok that might be bollocks....but i promise to lay off the sarcasm....that promise is only valid for 30 days from today.

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20 comments:

  1. Roz13 November 2013 at 12:03

    Hi Tori, LoL, I'm not a lurker, just wanted to drop by and say Hi and belated Happy LOL Day!

    I enjoy visiting here. Your posts intrigue and sometimes terrifies me all at the same time :) You also give me much food for thought in my own journey.

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. tori14 November 2013 at 23:12

      hi Roz

      thanks

      I think this is one of the best parts of blogging, that no matter how different we all may be or how much experience one may have we can look around and get different perspectives, insights and i dont think anyone should ever stop learning.

      x

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  2. ashebridge13 November 2013 at 13:42

    I don't comment often but I'm here! And yes, quite frankly, you terrify me sometimes lol. I really enjoy this window into your world.

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    1. tori14 November 2013 at 23:14

      hi ya chickadee

      I would hope that its terrified in a good sense lol

      thankyou

      x

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  3. Storm13 November 2013 at 13:44

    Lol, free porn!
    Laying off the sarcasm for 30 days?! I'll be so lonely....

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    1. tori14 November 2013 at 23:16

      you want the addy dont ya lil lol

      well i shall try...lets put it that way!

      x

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  4. mouse13 November 2013 at 16:48

    Hi Tori...nice to meet you...Wait that's wrong...

    Let's try this again...Yes, mouse is guilty of lurking more than she comments but she still wubs you...

    Not happy with that either....The Wubs part...

    Eh...

    <3

    mouse

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    1. tori14 November 2013 at 23:17

      well hello mouse, nice to meet you too......you know if your ever in the UK...you must let me know..seriously!

      lol i wubs you too....your posts give me food for thought and a lot i can identify with.

      x

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  5. *Bonnie*13 November 2013 at 16:50

    Hi Tori, I sometimes lurk but always enjoy your posts.

    Lol. Yay for free porn!!

    xo

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    1. tori14 November 2013 at 23:20

      hi Bonnie

      thanks....free porn is always a good thing lol

      x

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  6. geekie kittie13 November 2013 at 17:36

    Hi Tori :D

    Happy lol hangover day!!! :D

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    1. tori14 November 2013 at 23:21

      hi geekie kittie

      thankyou..i guess better late than never lol

      x

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  7. Julia13 November 2013 at 17:39

    Just saying hi!

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  8. ancilla_ksst13 November 2013 at 18:53

    I love your posts, with or without porn. Or with or without sarcasm. I just find a lot to identify with here.

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    1. tori14 November 2013 at 23:27

      thankyou ancilla

      im not good at writing about sex...it would come accross as cheesy porn lol

      x

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  9. Anonymous14 November 2013 at 16:19

    I find your posts thoughtful and interesting. Not a lurker, but I wanted to acknowledge my appreciation for your writings.

    Hug,
    joey

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    1. tori14 November 2013 at 23:29

      thankyou joey

      The feeling is absoultely mutual, all the exciting adventures you have really does make me miss when the bossman and i were more social in that regard.

      x

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  10. Anonymous15 November 2013 at 10:59

    You're a better woman than I! I won't even pretend that I could lose the sarcasm for a whole 30 days. Funny thing though. Yesterday, my oldest daughter and I were talking and she asked what the definition of sarcasm was so I, being a good mom and wanting to properly instruct my daughter, googled it. This is what the urban dictionary had to say and I must say this is my favorite definition:

    Your body's natural defense against stupid.

    You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?"
    He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
    You say,"Really? That's some great news."

    See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly."

    He he! So you see, it's not your fault. Sarcasm is a completely natural reaction to complete and utter stupidity of humankind ;)

    Sorry for the novel! lol

    hugs
    p

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    1. tori16 November 2013 at 14:26

      lol p, i like that! yes sarcasm is indeed a reaction to stupidity....sometimes though im aware i go to far!

      I do reserve the right though to take back my offer should an occassion merit it lol

      x

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