something else to add to the list

Being the useless slave that i am, i have just earnt another punishment for being sarcastic and as punishment i have to drink a glass of my own piss which is appropriate i guess as it was the subject we was talking about when i decided to be snappy. I dont piss as much as He would like so i guess thats something else along with all the other things i fail at that i have to add to the list of improvements which is becoming so long i have lost sight of any good attributes i have if i have any at all because at the moment i cant think of one darn thing that i do that pleases Him.